You know how (unless you have some uber-posh system or maybe it's just my house being a retard) your hot water takes a minute to kick in and you're like stood there with your finger stuck under it waiting for it to go warm then hot? And sometimes there comes that dreaded point where you realise you've been stood there a second too long and it just becomes clear that the hot water's not going to kick in? And then you have to perform all your bathroom duties with freezing, goose-pimple inducing, even-though-hell-is-supposed-to-be-hot-and-burning-this-feels-like-hell water? Well that's what's just happened to me and oh look! - it's 1:23AM so guess what, I'm not waking up for some midnight job (prostitution, taxi driver, fast-food worker on call), it was night-time bath duties and now I am wide, wiiiiiiiide awake! SO HEY. You can thank cold water for this entry.
Sooo it was SNOWY in Southampton today! And yesterday too but I am just going to block that out because I WASN'T PART OF IT THEREFORE IT DIDN'T AND NEVER DID EXIST (I pulled off the 'Oh Mum I'm ill can I not go into college today' act too convincingly the day before and she wouldn't let me out.) Aaaanyway I went (well, escaped) to the common today and it was fun and nice and cold but I was quite warm because I was wearing legwarmers the way you aren't meant to. See, people bunch them all at the bottom of the leg because they think it makes them look all cool and dance-like (well okay that is officially how you are supposed to wear them)
But I pulled them UP so- oh wow, you probably really don't care about this. (Aside: just for anyone interested, I pulled them all the way up the leg so they were like tights except with no crotch or foot-sock bit. Sorry, but they ARE called leg-warmers...)
My brother bought a really big TV today- 42". The box it came in would make a nice present box costume for a couple who wanted to go as a present box together to a Christmas Party (or for any party really. Who said present boxes had to be limited to Chrismas parties only anyway? Go wild! Go as a present box to a christening!) ... So anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if anyone needs a really big box you know where it's at.
Random quote of the day that would have made anyone who overheard say 'WHAT?!'- "When you crunch on new snow it's like oh yeahhh look bitch, I'm stepping on you. I own you."
Good, good, weird times. This was such a pointless post. And my mouse keeps going skitzo.
