HI JASON

HI BOY

I am currently listening to 'Come On Over' by Christina Aguilera.
Why does she call the guy 'boy'? Is that his name? You know:
'So boy, won't you come/ We can party all night long...'
If some guy sang a song about me (god forbid I hope no one ever does, as it is very likely the word 'SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT' will probably be involved) and they just called me girl, i would smack then around the face with an ironing board.
Not that I want to be called horse or something instead of girl. Just you know, not to be called it in the context of it replacing my name.

Oh, the song is over now. Thank you God.

MY LIFE IS DIU lolrus

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this is the only actual first time I have written in this blog seriously, and that is not saying much because this blog is also not very serious. Whateva.
My hand is really cold, like a dead eggcup.
This is really interesting. I think I'll stick to the nonsense blogs from now on.

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LOLSOFUNNY

AIDAN BUTTERWORTH-KENNY GOT INTO TAUNTONS COLLEGE TODAY, CAN EVERYONE WHO KNOWS HIM PLEASE GIVE HIM A SMALL TOKEN OF CONGRATULATIONS LIKE A TINY PHIGURINE OF THUMBELINA OR SOMETHING SIMILAR PLEASE

THANKS
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LOLICOPTER

I JUST REALISED MY BLOG IS VERY BORING TO ALL THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE, BUT SHUT UP BECAUSE NO ONE WILL READ THIS ANYWAY

SEAN O MALLEY LIKES TO TOUCH KITTENS, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

PEACE OUT BABY XOXO

LOLRUS

I KNOW THIS BOY CALLED SAM BAGGOT,
HE HAD REALLY BAD B.O. SO I GAVE HIM SOME LIME JELLY

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SEE U L8ER XXXXX

LMAONADE

MITCHELL LOCKYER IS WELL KNOWN PEN-MAKER, I HAVE MANY PENS EMBLAZONED BY HIM, I DONT KNOW IF THAT MADE SENSE BUT WHATEVA, GO ON HIS WEBSITE: PENISLAND.COM

YOU WILL FIGURE OUT THE INNUENDO IN A MINUTE
LOVE U BBE BYE! XX

ROTATING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

I MET THIS REALLY COOL GUY TODAY, HIS NAME WAS NOT ANTHONY SEFER

BYEBYEBYE X

LOL

LMAO TODAY I WOKE UP AND I WOZ LATE SO I LAYED IN A BIT MORE AND IT WOZ FUN
AND DEN I GOT UP AND WENT TO SCHOOL

K BAI xxx