Wowwww, it's been a while...

Heyyy guys!

You know how (unless you have some uber-posh system or maybe it's just my house being a retard) your hot water takes a minute to kick in and you're like stood there with your finger stuck under it waiting for it to go warm then hot? And sometimes there comes that dreaded point where you realise you've been stood there a second too long and it just becomes clear that the hot water's not going to kick in? And then you have to perform all your bathroom duties with freezing, goose-pimple inducing, even-though-hell-is-supposed-to-be-hot-and-burning-this-feels-like-hell water? Well that's what's just happened to me and oh look! - it's 1:23AM so guess what, I'm not waking up for some midnight job (prostitution, taxi driver, fast-food worker on call), it was night-time bath duties and now I am wide, wiiiiiiiide awake! SO HEY. You can thank cold water for this entry.

Sooo it was SNOWY in Southampton today! And yesterday too but I am just going to block that out because I WASN'T PART OF IT THEREFORE IT DIDN'T AND NEVER DID EXIST (I pulled off the 'Oh Mum I'm ill can I not go into college today' act too convincingly the day before and she wouldn't let me out.) Aaaanyway I went (well, escaped) to the common today and it was fun and nice and cold but I was quite warm because I was wearing legwarmers the way you aren't meant to. See, people bunch them all at the bottom of the leg because they think it makes them look all cool and dance-like (well okay that is officially how you are supposed to wear them)



But I pulled them UP so- oh wow, you probably really don't care about this. (Aside: just for anyone interested, I pulled them all the way up the leg so they were like tights except with no crotch or foot-sock bit. Sorry, but they ARE called leg-warmers...)

My brother bought a really big TV today- 42". The box it came in would make a nice present box costume for a couple who wanted to go as a present box together to a Christmas Party (or for any party really. Who said present boxes had to be limited to Chrismas parties only anyway? Go wild! Go as a present box to a christening!) ... So anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is, if anyone needs a really big box you know where it's at.

Random quote of the day that would have made anyone who overheard say 'WHAT?!'- "When you crunch on new snow it's like oh yeahhh look bitch, I'm stepping on you. I own you."

Good, good, weird times. This was such a pointless post. And my mouse keeps going skitzo.

My face looks like someone has committed suicide on it...

My face looks like someone has committed suicide on it :( my cousin was making cocktails yesterday (LOLLLL) and i may or may not have had a few. Well actually it was for definite that i had a few because i remember drinking and requesting, so that was a pretty pointless sentence. Never mind :) the short and short of it is that when i got home i was really annoyed at an under-the-skin spot so i kept scrubbing it with facewash in my drunken stupor and now it has swollen up into a massive scab. which i told sam was from when i fell over and hit my head on a table. but don't tell him that ;)

SEE YOU GUYS IN THE NEXT LIFE!

HI JASON

HI BOY

I am currently listening to 'Come On Over' by Christina Aguilera.
Why does she call the guy 'boy'? Is that his name? You know:
'So boy, won't you come/ We can party all night long...'
If some guy sang a song about me (god forbid I hope no one ever does, as it is very likely the word 'SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIT' will probably be involved) and they just called me girl, i would smack then around the face with an ironing board.
Not that I want to be called horse or something instead of girl. Just you know, not to be called it in the context of it replacing my name.

Oh, the song is over now. Thank you God.

MY LIFE IS DIU lolrus

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think this is the only actual first time I have written in this blog seriously, and that is not saying much because this blog is also not very serious. Whateva.
My hand is really cold, like a dead eggcup.
This is really interesting. I think I'll stick to the nonsense blogs from now on.

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LOLSOFUNNY

AIDAN BUTTERWORTH-KENNY GOT INTO TAUNTONS COLLEGE TODAY, CAN EVERYONE WHO KNOWS HIM PLEASE GIVE HIM A SMALL TOKEN OF CONGRATULATIONS LIKE A TINY PHIGURINE OF THUMBELINA OR SOMETHING SIMILAR PLEASE

THANKS
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I JUST REALISED MY BLOG IS VERY BORING TO ALL THOSE WHO DONT KNOW THESE PEOPLE, BUT SHUT UP BECAUSE NO ONE WILL READ THIS ANYWAY

SEAN O MALLEY LIKES TO TOUCH KITTENS, AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

PEACE OUT BABY XOXO